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crazycat9449 said: I save at least a few fucks for you every month though. Wow, taken out of context that sounds dirty. :D

This makes me immensely happy!!! :D   I might keep one or two around for you too. :p

“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”

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sockdreams.com is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye


let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot.

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resonantanonymous replied to your post “Baby, you can drive my car, but not really because you have a lead foot and I fear for my life every time you are behind the wheel!”

LOLOLOL. but hey, it’s a fun time if you’re an adrenaline junkie.

efka-m replied to your post: anonymous said:Baby, you can driv…

I see that you and Res driving is one of the world’s wonders I definitely need to see one day :)

Anonymous said: Baby, you can drive my car, but not really because you have a lead foot and I fear for my life every time you are behind the wheel!


You think, as you walk away from Le Cirque des Rêves and into the creeping dawn, that you felt more awake within the confines of the circus.

You are no longer quite certain which side of the fence is the dream.

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Clear your mind here

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Top 10 Criminal Minds funniest scenes as voted by my followers:

2.  Faux FBI Agent in Open Season

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